Crafty Captain Prints

Sportknitting

"Spinning, reefing, tacking...they sound like a dress making circle."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Elevator Pitch

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

'At least the bigger prop gives us more thrust.'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

The Old Man and the Noodle.

"While registering online, little Ahab had confused fencing and flensing,"

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

Porcupine reading book on 'Needlepoint'

Out on the river

A pirate fishes using his hook.

'He passed on the climbing wall but had a go at the glass-blowing.'

Little doctor. Little Quack

"Come on Frank. I didn't mean to catch a bigger fish than you."

Once a pirate always a pirate!

Rocket in Bath.

Row to Row

'Well one of us need to watch him, otherwise he's liable to take somebody's eye out!'

'I got tired of trying to get it into one of those tiny bottles.'

Rule 1: Wear a life jacket. Rule 2: Don't get all tangled up in the anchor rope.

the Drill

The Grim Reaper's Robe

X-tra Large Pipe Cleaners.

'Oh,George,you found my lure.I thought I lost it.'

"Careful Mary. Stay in the shallow end."

'You threatened to quit if I didn't give you a raise, not quilt.'