Crafty Captains Prints

'I got tired of trying to get it into one of those tiny bottles.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Elevator Pitch

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Sportknitting

Cloning...Oops! Oxelot.

'You don't need separate bedrooms. You need separate computers.'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

'Jam roly-poly, treacle tart, ice cream... We're in luck, it's a dessert island.'

The Old Man and the Noodle.

"Your sailing skills are improving but you need more work on the 'drop anchor' part."

Out on the river

A pirate fishes using his hook.

"Land ahoy!"

"Come on Frank. I didn't mean to catch a bigger fish than you."

Once a pirate always a pirate!

Little doctor. Little Quack

'He passed on the climbing wall but had a go at the glass-blowing.'

'Well one of us need to watch him, otherwise he's liable to take somebody's eye out!'

Rocket in Bath.

"Spinning, reefing, tacking...they sound like a dress making circle."

Row to Row

Rule 1: Wear a life jacket. Rule 2: Don't get all tangled up in the anchor rope.

the Drill