Two-wheeled Dreamers Pillows

'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

The Fast Lane.

Touring Cyclist

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

A smiling cyclist

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Bicycle Sidecar.

"They can steal my bike, but they can't take my dignity."

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

Biker chopper shopper

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

Biker and Cyclist.

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

"What an amazing view!"

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

Off to work.

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

"USA map"

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

Motorcyclist.

"Don't even think about it."

"Aren't you glad now that you suggested we get a hobby that would bring us closer together?"

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

"It cuts air resistance."

Man falling off bike at finish line.

"That settles it, John! We're getting this bike a tune-up!"