Two-for-one Tony Prints

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Acme Toys Ltd

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

Football.

"She does this when she's tired."

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'He's doing it again.'

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

"There's nothing like a dame!"

'... Yeah. That just means we aren't much good.'

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

'This is tasty and all, but do you really think this is a great idea considering we have hundreds of teeth?'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

"Hey! You overcharged me by $20."

Vogue Trader

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

'I'm only doing pro-bono cases until I can find some well-paying anti-bono cases.'

Amateur singers

On the Ice.

Learn-to-dance pants.

'Without an increase in my allowance, I'll never be able to pay for the addition on my toy box.'

'Call the shrink. Herold's experiencing his first case of rug rage!'

'We scored eight goals last week.'

"This is Dave, my friend plus."

Twin Towns/Cloning

Custom ring tones.