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Second hand furniture.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Creative department

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

The World's Easiest Airport

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

The circus diver.

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

Artists At The Auto Show

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

You know I can't do the twist.

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

'A wolf in sheep's clothing is one thing, but Grandma's clothing... Are you gay or something?!'

"This is your breakfast nook and over there next to the refrigerator is your breakfast cranny."

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

'You called a plumber!'

Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.