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Turn, turn and turn.

Champagne Bubble

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

The circus diver.

Curtsey

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

You know I can't do the twist.

'A wolf in sheep's clothing is one thing, but Grandma's clothing... Are you gay or something?!'

'Gentlemen, my card! I'm a lawyer.'

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

Deux Ex Mechanic

Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.

Violinist on Skates

"I have a better idea! Let's squeeze the apple and ferment the juice!"

Santa the mugger.

Prince charming frog is actually a scientist

'I'm a butcher by trade.'

School of Dance

Ice Skater

Little ballerina.

'And don't tread on my toes.'

An executioner practices beheading with his son on a tee-ball.

'Clear the floor, vacuum nose, and watch how the tango is really done!'

"Thanks for helping me to put my costume together. I know we had no idea where to start but we did eventually put ' tu and tu' together."

Pile of Music Notes