Twirl Obsessed T-Shirts

Those two ballerinas are so competitive! It's "war of the whirls"!

Turn, turn and turn.

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Champagne Bubble

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

The circus diver.

Curtsey

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

"If you want a balanced meal, you gotta plant in top soil, and rotate the crops."

' I don't think we're in Kansas any more ...'

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

You know I can't do the twist.

'A wolf in sheep's clothing is one thing, but Grandma's clothing... Are you gay or something?!'

'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

'Gentlemen, my card! I'm a lawyer.'

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

Violinist on Skates

Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.

Deux Ex Mechanic

They're on Twitter and playing Twister! Neat! Twizzler?

"I have a better idea! Let's squeeze the apple and ferment the juice!"

School of Dance

Santa the mugger.

Prince charming frog is actually a scientist

'And don't tread on my toes.'

Little ballerina.

'I'm a butcher by trade.'

Ice Skater

An executioner practices beheading with his son on a tee-ball.

"Thanks for helping me to put my costume together. I know we had no idea where to start but we did eventually put ' tu and tu' together."

We must have turned off the highway of life somewhere. When you're traveling on it the twists and turns come with absolutely no warning.

'Clear the floor, vacuum nose, and watch how the tango is really done!'