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"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

The circus diver.

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

You know I can't do the twist.

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

'A wolf in sheep's clothing is one thing, but Grandma's clothing... Are you gay or something?!'

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

'You called a plumber!'

Deux Ex Mechanic

'Gentlemen, my card! I'm a lawyer.'

Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.

". . . and now, someone who needs no introduction. . ."

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

Statue Selfie

"I have a better idea! Let's squeeze the apple and ferment the juice!"

Prince charming frog is actually a scientist

Santa the mugger.

Corona virus Christmas tree

'I really thought that a biker bar called the Snake Pit would be a biker bar....'

Hansel and Gretal.