Twin Troubles Prints

"Of course the computer showed us having a lot in common - we're twins!"

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Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

"I liked it better when we just had your people call my people."

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, sister? People were right: Now that gay people in all 50 states can marry, it's destroyed marriage altogether. My husband Larry just left me and moved in with Earl the plumber. First of all, ma'am, I'm pretty sure you have no idea how these things work. The supreme court gave Larry the gay. How do I undo the gay?

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

"Yes, ma'am, we do take reservations...and what's your husband's name?"

Having spotted the Feglers and their two sets of twins approaching, the Fillmans quickly prepared themselves.

"They're going through a bitter marriage."

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

"I'm starting to believe that this relationship was doomed from the start...!"

'I just don't understand... We hate the same movies, books, art, music, friends and relatives, and we agree that the world's a hopeless mess. With all that in common, why is our marriage falling apart?'

'I don't like the look of yours...'

'I think you're mistaking me for my twin sister.'

'What do you mean, you want a divorce?'

Later that day, little Johnny got in big trouble for playing with them.

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

Gotta babysit. Too bad! Tap tap. The worst part is the first! Subduing little monsters? Tap tap. No

"Now take my life-partner...please...take my life-partner!!"

"Sorry. No refunds."

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

Rubbish husband...

"Daddy, I know you gave me away, but can you take me back?"

"It's a binary star - that means we'll find twins."

"Fidelity, Ellen, stifles creativity."

'Make it a quadruple.'

"Hey! You're those creepy twins from the glowing, the glinting, the shimmering, whatever... am I right?"