Twilight Years Adventurer Mugs

"When I turn 90, I am so experimenting with drugs."

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"One year closer to college!"

Child driving a toy car

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

Tom Stoppard

Flava Superba

"It seems like only yesterday I was on the verge of getting it all together."

Women

" 'And so the crack-whore princess and her pimp lived happily ever after. The end.' O.K., that's it. Lights out."

"Well, old girl, this is the third act. What, if anything, do we have up our sleeve?"

"I'm at the age where work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work."

Bingo's Time Out - Part Six

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

'Mom, instead of reading me my rights tonight, how about reading me a fairy tale.'

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

"You look good for your age."

'Do you remember our first date?', 'Sure I do! --'long ago, in a Ford Galaxie far away....''

Period Of Transition

"I think she's the new nurse. She's been here ever since I can remember."

The 3 Bears of Goldy Lox Galaxy.

"Oops! Sorry! Clocks forward, clocks back, immigration,migration. . . I never know whether I'm coming or going!"