Twilight Years Adventurer Prints

"When I turn 90, I am so experimenting with drugs."

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"One year closer to college!"

Child driving a toy car

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

Tom Stoppard

Women

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

Flava Superba

"It seems like only yesterday I was on the verge of getting it all together."

" 'And so the crack-whore princess and her pimp lived happily ever after. The end.' O.K., that's it. Lights out."

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

"I'm at the age where work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work."

"Well, old girl, this is the third act. What, if anything, do we have up our sleeve?"

'Mom, instead of reading me my rights tonight, how about reading me a fairy tale.'

"You look good for your age."

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

Period Of Transition

'Do you remember our first date?', 'Sure I do! --'long ago, in a Ford Galaxie far away....''

"I think she's the new nurse. She's been here ever since I can remember."

"I have headaches, stomach, pains, aching muscles, back pains, creaking joints, nausea and dry eyes."

The pioneers blazed the Santa Fe, Chisholm and Oregon Trails, but it took lawyers to blaze the Paper Trail!