Twilight Twister Mugs

"Architectural Digest calls it 'Twilight chic.'"

"I love this time of day."

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

Curtsey

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Hanukkah tree

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

"You may now kiss the... Oh, I see you have already done that!"

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

'I still have time for both work and family - thanks to cloning.'

Jack and the Beanstalk.

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

' I don't think we're in Kansas any more ...'

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

Polo pony

"Well, I was under oath, so I couldn't lie outright, but I'm a weasel of course, so I have a way with words..."

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

"No, wait. What if the cop character is the murderer, and the mobster guy is completely innocent?"

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

"He'd torch the castle and I'd rescue the damsel."

Elevator choices: Up, Down, Different Narrative.

"Nothing wrong with half-truths...you still have 50% to manipulate."

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

"It's structured as a set of two parallel stories that no one would ever want to read."

'I can't seem to find the 'surprise' ending.'

'He's calling Running Bear on his mobile.'

Playing game on Cow.

'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'