Twilight Golfer Mugs

"Please take a seat and wait! The dentist is very busy today. He has almost done eighteenth holes!"

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'He lived and died for golf.'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

'Putter'.

Alien hits golf balls off space ship into the moon's craters.

'Hmmm...I think I've figured out why you're slicing...'

Smooching on the Golf Course.

'Do you mind if I play through?'

"IV!"

Golfing Romance

Women Golfers

Using Science In Fashion Design

A superhero rides an invisible golf cart.

'It wouldn't be so bad to play golf in winter if the balls were just another color.'

At first he thought he had died and gone to heaven.

'Every Sunday I thank God that I'm an atheist!'

The 19th hole

The last run of the day.

Golfer putting into whale's blowhole.

'You made that divot deliberately.'

"Slicey, Trappy, Bogey, Toppy, Mulligan, Hooky, Threeputty

"This putt is worth $75,000 - certainly more than enough for a decent suit of clothes, a haircut and a set of real golf clubs!"

"No, not yet."

'So, come here often?'

Drawing of ancient golfer

Observing a hydnoraceae on the 14th, Professor Brinley sportingly pitched rather than putted.

Caveman's Clubs.