Quirky Golfer Mugs

'Go get help!'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

How to tell you're playing a low budget golf course.

Observing a hydnoraceae on the 14th, Professor Brinley sportingly pitched rather than putted.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Common golf problems. Butcher - slice, Pirate - hook.

'I told you this was a rough hole!'

The 19th hole

Specialized Clubs

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"Believe it or not, but they're actually masters of this planet!"

Using Science In Fashion Design

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.

Skier.

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Hole in forty-seven.

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

Discus accidents.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

Red Indian carrying a baby in golf bag.

Golf Crime Scene.

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

'Medical science can't cure a slice.'

'I knew it! Come back here!'

'Do you mind if I play through?'