Quirky Golfer Mugs

'Go get help!'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Observing a hydnoraceae on the 14th, Professor Brinley sportingly pitched rather than putted.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Common golf problems. Butcher - slice, Pirate - hook.

'I told you this was a rough hole!'

The 19th hole

Specialized Clubs

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"Believe it or not, but they're actually masters of this planet!"

Using Science In Fashion Design

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Skier.

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

Hole in forty-seven.

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

Discus accidents.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

Golf Crime Scene.

Red Indian carrying a baby in golf bag.

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

'Medical science can't cure a slice.'

'I knew it! Come back here!'

'Do you mind if I play through?'

Farmer Golf

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."