Tweeting Twosome T-Shirts

"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."

The Proust of Twitter

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

Ornithologist

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

"The source of all those mystery tweets."

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"How about putting that in a tweet?"

'And the public is protected from your tweets.'

'Call you back. I've got an important tweet coming in.'

The twittering president.