Tweeting Twosome Prints

"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."

Bird Tweet.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

The Proust of Twitter

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

Ornithologist

"Today, charges that Putin hacked Trump's tweets..."

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

"The source of all those mystery tweets."

'Wow, these messages are even shorter than twitter tweets.'

Whoever said "Brevity is the soul of wit" must have not read many tweets!

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

"So then I thought...who needs speech writers when I can just recite all my old tweets!"

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

"Hurry - get the family. I think he's about to communicate his final angry retweet."

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"It was his tweets I fell in love with first!"

My Fair Lady Twitter

Tweet

'And the public is protected from your tweets.'

"My big fat ego has just discovered Twitter!"

"How about putting that in a tweet?"

The twittering president.

'I'm thinking of writing a tweet.'