Tweetheart Gifts

'You had me at your first tweet..'

Bird Tweet.

The Proust of Twitter

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

Ornithologist

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

'Wow, these messages are even shorter than twitter tweets.'

Whoever said "Brevity is the soul of wit" must have not read many tweets!

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

'I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot.'

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

"It's over between us Brian. . . as soon as I've announced it on twitter."

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

'I told you not to live-tweet this.'

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

"So then I thought...who needs speech writers when I can just recite all my old tweets!"

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

"It was his tweets I fell in love with first!"

"Hurry - get the family. I think he's about to communicate his final angry retweet."

"Of course I love you . . . didn't you see my Twitter feed?"

My Fair Lady Twitter

The twittering president.

I'm your ghost twitterer. It's a marketing vehicle for your radio show. You're stealing my identity because if you used your own, no one would follow your tweets! You've got 3,000 followers. They're living to read about your every movement. Beating on pause. Beating on pause.