Tweet Magician Mugs

Just woke up from a 12 hour nap #staywoke

'How fast can you hype?'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Desert Island BBQ

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"I can't believe he brought her."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Primitive magician

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Magic Tricks

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Magic Tricks

Juggler and Illusionist

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'