Word Magician Mugs

Mice taking lessons.

"It's a children's book, with lots and lots of interesting recipes."

Translator

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Desert Island BBQ

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"I can't believe he brought her."

Primitive magician

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

If Disney was a software company

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Magic Tricks

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Juggler and Illusionist

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Magic Tricks

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'