Twee Story Fan Prints

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

Circus trousers

According to this tabloid article, two guys who today are a basketabll referee and a politician, were friends as kids with a business selling seashells. The referee says that one sunny day while under an umbrella searching in the muck for shells they found a bunch of slimy, loose change. Or as the tabloid puts it "Whistleblower reveals pol's shady past with dirty money and a shell company!"

'Yes, the owners are giraffes...Did I forget to mention it?...'

"Long story short, the video of me losing the sheep went viral on ewe-tube...and here I am!"

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

Teacher reading.

Ssshhh!!!!! - Lover and burgler trying to keep quite

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

"I see a huge spider on the wall ... whatever you do, do not move!"

When worlds collide...

"There it sat, still as night, in the bagging area ..."

'You just grew three inches.'

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

'try moderation next time!'

"She was a dish when we ran away together but that was a long time ago."

Noah's dove returns with a plunger.

'Tarzan thought time Tarzan trade in elephant for something smaller.'

The night cows fell on Alabama.

"Describe this girl you saw running away from the scene."

'That's it, you've got it! I told you I could teach you how to hang by your tail!'

"No, I didn't call a taxi."

"I—I miss my frog wife."

Fun at the Office #523: LUTHER LOOSEFOGLE BECOMES A SUPERVISOR