Twee Story Fan Mugs

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

Circus trousers

'Yes, the owners are giraffes...Did I forget to mention it?...'

"Long story short, the video of me losing the sheep went viral on ewe-tube...and here I am!"

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

Teacher reading.

Ssshhh!!!!! - Lover and burgler trying to keep quite

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

"She was a dish when we ran away together but that was a long time ago."

"I see a huge spider on the wall ... whatever you do, do not move!"

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

'try moderation next time!'

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

'You just grew three inches.'

Fun at the Office #523: LUTHER LOOSEFOGLE BECOMES A SUPERVISOR

The night cows fell on Alabama.

"No, I didn't call a taxi."

"I—I miss my frog wife."

"Describe this girl you saw running away from the scene."

'That's it, you've got it! I told you I could teach you how to hang by your tail!'

"It's Bo Beep again, she's completely lost it!"