Tv Trouble Mimic Gifts

'See, you misread it - it's void where prohibited by lou!'

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

"I'm not mocking your song—I'm sampling it."

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

Mockingbird visits old mcdonald's farm: E-I-E-I-O!

"Wonderful! The back of my head looks exactly like the back of George Clooney's head."

"He loves her, but he's not in love with her."

'Don't make me reach back there and turn off that TV.'

A Cow Reversing

"I think your Arabic is coming along fine for your trip to Casablanca, with or without the Humphrey Bogart impression."

"...Now try and guess this one..."

'Adjustment of your picture is necessary - call your repairman.'

Man with faulty remote control

"Sorry to bother you but I can't ask my son for computer help while he's in a in time out."

'My computers down again!'

'No - I've been mis-sold PIP implants.'

"They're wonderful mimics."

Camouflage.

'The trouble is not with your set...'

Boy sees picture of missing remote on milk cartoon.

"You're humming that tune our dryer makes when it's completed the cycle."

'Stop grumbling. The cable guy will be here tomorrow.'

'Hold it, their telly's on the blink too!'

'Is your TV on the blink too?'