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"I'm not staring into space, I'm breaking the fourth wall."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Clive Anderson

"Ancient Aztec shaman-kings predicted a coming together of all the cultures of the world, creating a new enlightenment for human beings."

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

Good Morning Britain has just achieved something previously thought impossible...by making Piers Morgan the most likeable man on screen.

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

'We need more cake shows!'

'I stopped watching Sesame Street the second I found out it was educational.'

Tommy Cooper

Ostrich TV.

Ronni Ancona.

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

'If we lose the malpractice lawsuit, we can always sell it to the Bloopers Channel.'

'I'm no Einstein, but I play one on TV!'

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

"Head for the hills! It's the Apocalips!"

"How about that! Wanda, you also landed on cheese."

'The actress who kept her clothes on in a TV drama.'

"This i why I always dress in bright colors."

Kylie Minogue.

Mensans Behaving Badly

Waiting room scene and signs that say 'Dr. Ooze's Clinic - As seen on TV.'

"Earthquake? You need Tracy Island, this is Tracy Emin Island."

"Why are these reality show stars so famous? They're sneaky! They're conniving! They're evil!"