Tv Trope Analyzer Pillows

"Have you noticed all these TV shows? The little girls are always smart beyond their years...and all the boys are clueless and naive."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."

'Your new book is full of mistakes: the critics will have a field day.'

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

Warning: If you are reading this sign, you are about to be brutally attacked by a knife-wielding, psychotic, maniacal, dangerous serial killer who is standing directly behind you.

"Head for the hills! It's the Apocalips!"

"Surround and attack. But do not be seduced by Kong's creamy, peanut butter filled center."

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

Library In Heaven Stocks The Bible And Only The Bible

'It's been cut all right. Question anyone in the family who likes to read.'

Another Bloody Cookery Show

sign on wall: "ABC Profreading Company"

"I've been watching British shows on hulu. They're strange."

"Me, too—but it's a good tired."

Grave robber meet-cute

"Here's my report card, Dad, but before you say anything, I should warn you that Grandma gave me your fourth grade report card!"

"Hey. Does my butt look fat?"

'Road closed for the holidays'

"I'm not staring into space, I'm breaking the fourth wall."