Tv Trivia Master Gifts

'No! The bully in Tom Brown's Schooldays was called 'Flashman' not 'Paxman'.'

"Did you happen to catch the last season of 'Lost'?"

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

Noel Edmonds

"They must be out...'Neighbours' is on the television!"

"Hey! Will that be Thingy out of 'Whatdyamecallit'?"

Herman Mankiewicz

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Historical memory is on life support.

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

I love being right.

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'We may not agree on the stock market, but we're both Chicago fans.'

'This has been a Chris Wallace special report -- we now switch you back to Mike Wallace....'

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

'I guess this marks the beginning of the prin-ting dynasty!'

Vannamania

It's academic

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

'Remember that code we couldn't decipher for seven years? We deciphered it - but do we want to know everything there is to know about rainfall in eastern Peru?'

'Which Louis am I again?'

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

Nicholas Parsons RIP

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

A scientist with Biology, Chemistry and Science Trivia certificates on his wall

'On tonight's news: Katie Couric interviews Katie Couric.'

TV Zoo Trivia

"Shouldn't have bought a touch-screen TV."

Pub Quiz