Tv Time Slot Strategist Pillows

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Walking To School Simulator

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'

The Thinker (Millennials Edition)

"I know I shouldn't let them have so much screen time, but how else am I supposed o get anything done?"

"Go around the block, my show's not done."

Life Tetris

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

"It's from our 'Time Management' trainer. He's double booked and can't come!"

TV scheduler's garbage in and garbage out baskets..

"I'd love to meet up, but my calendar is a jam-packed with squares and sequential numbers."

'I've got a tight schedule.'

"When I know he's had a rough day, I always put a few drops of lavender on the TV remote before he gets home."

White Rabbit leaving a 'Time Management Seminar.'

'Katie, I won't be coming in Thursday, so reschedule all of today's appointments for then.'

"Her phone has parental controls, but I have to ask her how to use them."

Realistic Timetable

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

'My instincts and intuitions are on opposing sides on this schedule.'

'We've got too many sitcoms, Miss Dudley -- pull the laugh tracks on half of them and run them as soaps.'