Tv Time Slot Strategist Pillows

Moving to earlier and earlier time slots, comedian Jay Leno would eventually host 'As the Jay Turns' at 8am.

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

Walking To School Simulator

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'

"I know I shouldn't let them have so much screen time, but how else am I supposed o get anything done?"

If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.

The Thinker (Millennials Edition)

Life Tetris

"Go around the block, my show's not done."

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

"I'd love to meet up, but my calendar is a jam-packed with squares and sequential numbers."

"It's from our 'Time Management' trainer. He's double booked and can't come!"

TV scheduler's garbage in and garbage out baskets..

'I've got a tight schedule.'

'Katie, I won't be coming in Thursday, so reschedule all of today's appointments for then.'

White Rabbit leaving a 'Time Management Seminar.'

"When I know he's had a rough day, I always put a few drops of lavender on the TV remote before he gets home."

"Her phone has parental controls, but I have to ask her how to use them."

Realistic Timetable

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

'I made up my mind to spend less time on line, and I was doing real well 'til they brought the computer back from the shop.'

TIME MANAGEMENT Seminar: Today's speaker - Time Management Expert Dr. Jones' Wife...JOANNE