Tv Time Manager Mugs

'Parental discretion advised. The answer to a mother's prayers.'

It's 10pm...do you know where your homework is?

"Turn off the TV and go to bed - I'm your mother, and I approved this message."

Where your mind & battle are los

"They grow up so fast."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Lazy Octopus

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

Cat shoes: For those who are too busy to do their own walking.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

"You do realise that the post is only part time, no more than 70 or 80 hours a week."

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

"You should be able to get through your emails during the working day then you could use the rest of your life to do some of the work."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"People just don't realise how stressful this job is. . . I used to have hair!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

If you don't mind, we'll work through lunch...

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

"No screen time means more scream time."

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."

Watchdog

Child on a schedule.

'I'll do half of it.'

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

'Of course, honey, we'll talk - I think I can spare 120 anytime minutes for you today.'

When pedants take a break.

'U-S-A! U-S-A!'

What technique! She'll just keep calling herself until this guy has to leave!

"Leap years aren't so bad, on average I get to see him an extra 23.61 seconds a day."

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!