Time Manager Mugs

Time Slavery.

'I'll do half of it.'

'Between going to school, doing my homework, taking piano lessons, and watching TV I'm too busy to spend quality time with my doll.'

Chess - Player takes an eternity to make his move.

Socaial Life of the Cable Installer Guy.

'What is wrong with you, Covington? Larson's sales territory is twice the size of yours, and yet she managed to find the time to learn how to palm a basketball!'

'Never, Ever...make the mistake of setting your alarm for 3:00 a.m. if you intend to get up at 7:00 a.m.'

"Leap years aren't so bad, on average I get to see him an extra 23.61 seconds a day."

GET SET---GO!

Egg Timer.

What technique! She'll just keep calling herself until this guy has to leave!

"You do realise that the post is only part time, no more than 70 or 80 hours a week."

Increase in Time Spent on Homework.

"Make sure you leave plenty of time to get to your Gate."

"When I said "take your time", that was just an expression! Come on, hurry up please!"

Grim Reaper: Day In - Day Out

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

"Sorry I'm late, I was asleep when my alarm went off."

"Timing is important in investing."

"It's a combination alarm clock-razor. The salesman said it's a real time shaver!"

"So what are you going to do with all this time you've saved?"

Covid Timer

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

"Don't forget, you owe me one hour."

'Of course, honey, we'll talk - I think I can spare 120 anytime minutes for you today.'

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

'9:00, you're meeting with clients, 10:00, talking with witnesses, 11:00, talking with doctors, 12:00, consulting with experts, 1:00, negotiating with insurance adjustors, ... oh here it is, 4:00 to 4:05, taking time to smell the roses.'

'You were supposed to be here hours ago - and don't try to tell me you forgot!'

So Much Sand ... So Little Time

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

"You're a bit late for your antenatal appointment!"

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."