Time Management Pro Mugs

'Yes Madam. . . it's overtime.'

“I want a better homework life balance.”

Daily planner. 12:00 - Meet financial advisor. 1:00 - Meet legal advisor. 2:00 - Meet professional advisor. 3:00 - Meet real estate advisor. 4:00 - Meet spiritual advisor. 5:00 - Fire time management advisor.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"People just don't realise how stressful this job is. . . I used to have hair!"

'I'll race you to work, but you've got to promise to wait for me at the traffic lights.'

Where your mind & battle are los

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Work/Life Balance

Storm in the out tray

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

Work Parfait

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

Time Is Money

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.