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'I'm thinking celebrity pet's cookery nightmare make-over...'

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'If only every year was an election year.'

Gay Times...

Cut!

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

If nobody had invented graphics

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Applause

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

TV jester.

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"Downton Abbey Road"

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

Senior Jeopardy!