Tv Star Gifts

"Five minutes, General."

"Dad, I was thinking...can I get a tattoo...right here!"

'-Daddy's on the box!!'

'What a laugh - the wimp swam it DOWNHILL!'

'In the years that followed Gilligan's Island...'

"When I grow up, I'm gonna be on TV...and people are gonna say...how smart can you get?"

Frank Skinner.

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Joan Hickson

Tree house.

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"

Succession 2

"Lights! Camera! Justice!"

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

Will work for Food Network.

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

The Plasmas.

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

Chris O'Dowd

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."