Tv Sports Viewer Mugs

Football Fans

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Church for sports worshipers.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"I AM at my usual position."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Putting Practice.

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

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'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Watching the football.

"So that's where you were last night."

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."