Sports Viewing Mugs

'Of course he'll pick you up at the airport, mother. He's got a season ticket so he can go to football any time.'

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

"...and this TV was designed specially for watching basketball!"

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

-You seem certain he'll win the second race! -Yes, because he's in the FIRST race!

'The invention of the remote control was a real game changer.'

'The team in white are bound to win - look at the size of the other team!'

Man watching the golf silences his wife during the putting.

TV Eyes.

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"I AM at my usual position."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Putting Practice.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Watching the football.

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

The commentators want to run the officials...

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"