Tv Show Marathons Gifts

"Wonder what kind of drugs they're on?"

'My feet are killing me.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Bowled over again!

"Portrait of a Lady"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

American Idle.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

City Marathon.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

31. 19. 55.7.

TV-Man

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"I told him he should have trained more."

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Binge Watch

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers