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"Wonder what kind of drugs they're on?"

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

TV-Man

City Marathon.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Binge Watch

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'