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"Here's what I'm gonna do."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Cut Price

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

"You're never home."

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'These are called, 'Diet Pants.' They'll never fit, but you'll burn 250 calories trying to get into them.'

Brick Salesman

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

Corporate Darwinism

"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"More concealer?"

'I'm not authorized to talk about that...I'll have to patch you through to our department of unspeakable evil.'

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

Landing That Tough Account

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

Black Friday