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'Since he did his assertiveness course I havn't been able to get anywhere near our T.V remote control.'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Big screen TV.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

'If school is so important, why isn't it on television?'

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

"...and in conclusion..."

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"I've had enough of watching grass grow. What's on the Paint Drying Channel?"

Must-See Lockdown TV.

Remote Control Duck

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.