Tv Outdoorsman Prints

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"I love this time of day."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

Fishermen

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

'This duck call works too well.'

Ewww

Your five o'clock shadow is showing, Mike.

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

"Try relaxing more...give up fishing."

While hunting, Brad finds bear signs. (hunter in woods looking at toilet paper roll on a branch)

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

"You'll grow in time my boy. Until then you'll just have to be a 'little' patient!"

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

'I'm a hunter with gatherer tendencies...'

"I'm almost positive that there is a knife blade on this thing somewhere."

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'