Tv Outdoorsman Pillows

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

"I love this time of day."

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

Fishermen

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

'This duck call works too well.'

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

While hunting, Brad finds bear signs. (hunter in woods looking at toilet paper roll on a branch)

"Try relaxing more...give up fishing."

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

"I'm almost positive that there is a knife blade on this thing somewhere."

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

"You'll grow in time my boy. Until then you'll just have to be a 'little' patient!"

'I'm a hunter with gatherer tendencies...'

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

Spiro & Pusho cook a chicken on a volcano