Comical Outdoorsman Prints

'Hank, I know you're new at turkey hunting, but that isn't the way you call turkeys.'

Skiing.

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'Been waiting long?'

I fart more than that!

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"Must get a longer cable."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Your five o'clock shadow is showing, Mike.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'Now cut that out!'

Bird Symbol Hunting

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"Have you farted. . . ?"

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."