Outdoorsy Comedian Prints

"Banning hunting isn't good enough, we want trauma councelling as well."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Skiing.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Irritable trowel syndrome.

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Penguin

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Bird Symbol Hunting

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"Have you farted. . . ?"

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"I see you have extensive wood chuckery experience."

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

Alligator Bars

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'