Tv Marathon Champion Gifts

They tell us we have to save energy. Well he hasn't expended any in fifteen years.

Daredevil. No. But it's been months now. I wanna talk about it. Well, I haven't watched the last couple episodes yet. Blasphemy! You have one job as a modern American consumer of Netflixian entertainment: and that's to binge-watch every episode the day the series is released. Sorry, little buddy. Some of us have lives. What's that supposed to mean?! Careful what you say around seniors. You'd never be man enough to handle a good Price is Right marathon! You distract it while I make my escape.

'You dropped the remote, dummy! I can't reach it! Dale, you get it.'

Bowled over again!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

American Idle.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Check your universal remote control at the door.

TV-Man

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Succession 2

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Binge Watch

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Starvation Watching

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

"Celebrating Labor Day assumes you've labored at least one day during the previous year."

Birthday To-Do List

'Where exactly did you get this 'Lifestyle Guru' from?'

"There's nothing on worth watching and we've been watching for three hours."

John Stride

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