Tv List Lover Mugs

'It's the 100 greatest list shows!'

Trial by Media

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

TV-Man

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Downton Abbey Road"

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

Make your resolutions achievable.

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Spoiler alert."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

Solar Panel

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

The Old Time Television Channel

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"What would you like to watch again?"

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

God with Earth Controller

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.