Tv List Lover Mugs

'It's the 100 greatest list shows!'

Trial by Media

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'Einsteiners.'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

TV-Man

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

"Downton Abbey Road"

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

Make your resolutions achievable.

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"Spoiler alert."

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

Solar Panel

The Old Time Television Channel

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

God with Earth Controller

"What would you like to watch again?"

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."