Children's Tv Show Lover Mugs

"Hi, we're Intensive Care Bears."

Trial by Media

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'Einsteiners.'

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

TV-Man

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

Make your resolutions achievable.

Solar Panel

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

"Spoiler alert."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

God with Earth Controller

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

Menopause and the City

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Love is when you watch television together.

Remote control wars.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Young Houdini

'Come die with me.'

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

'Nothing's happened today-read it dead slowly.'

Sick person curled up at home

Reserved Parking