Children's Tv Show Lover Mugs

Trial by Media

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

TV-Man

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

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Solar Panel

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Spoiler alert."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

God with Earth Controller

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

Remote control wars.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'Come die with me.'

Love is when you watch television together.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

News Reporters.

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

Sick person curled up at home

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

'Nothing's happened today-read it dead slowly.'