Tv Movie Lover Mugs

'Not another war film.'

Trial by Media

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Bloody hell!"

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"The Eggsorcist"

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

TV-Man

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Big screen TV.

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Make your resolutions achievable.

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"Spoiler alert."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Solar Panel

Star Wars Audience

Tom Hanks

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Kirsten Johnson

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"