Tv Movie Enthusiast Mugs

'My client requests a new trial, Your Honor, on the grounds that the made-for-TV movie has revealed new evidence.'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Herman Mankiewicz

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Television Readers.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

TV-Man

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

Getting to Know You

TV jester.

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Big screen TV.

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'