Tv Hymn Admirer Pillows

'According to my records, you never went to church and hardly ever watched 'Songs of Praise'.'

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

"Out damn Spot

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

You are my sunshine!

Priest

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Cygnets from Swan Lake

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

Mexican Serenade.

Red hot little combo

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

Four Chanting Monks

"Please turn to page 38 in your hymn-or-her books." The feminist cause marches on.

'It helps with reception.'

Mr. Linkinwater intimates his approval of Nicholas

Hymns - Optional Extras

A potato's favourite video

"What do you mean, what's my favourite hymn?"

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."

Thomas Dorsey.

Man sends musical notes to woman weeping hearts,

Flower Duet

"Fake."

Tribal man drumming a message read by an Englishman"...and finally, Middlesex are 120 for 3..."

Hildegard von Bingen

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