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Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

How a poet works

Love Birds love just being together

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

"Nevermore."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

One-man band rehearsal.

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Sharp Eyes

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

"Never gets old: yes, 'See you in a while'..."

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

Two More Poems from Ted Hughes

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

Alexander Pope.

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

Forrest Gander

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

Thomas Dorsey.

"The aliens asked about music, too! With my help, they were able to reconstruct the most magical instrument on Earth!"

"gibbledy gobbledy goo the blood ran away from the shoe... " Before becoming the no-nonsense detective that he is today, Joe would sometimes narrate his searches in rhyme.

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