Tv Hymn Admirer Prints

'According to my records, you never went to church and hardly ever watched 'Songs of Praise'.'

Cut!

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

"Out damn Spot

You are my sunshine!

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Priest

Cygnets from Swan Lake

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

Red hot little combo

Bette Midler

Mexican Serenade.

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

Eurovision Hymn Contest

Four Chanting Monks

"Please turn to page 38 in your hymn-or-her books." The feminist cause marches on.

'It helps with reception.'

Mr. Linkinwater intimates his approval of Nicholas

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

"What do you mean, what's my favourite hymn?"

Elvis fans

Hymns - Optional Extras

A potato's favourite video

"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."

Thomas Dorsey.

Man sends musical notes to woman weeping hearts,

Aretha Franklin

Flower Duet

Tribal man drumming a message read by an Englishman"...and finally, Middlesex are 120 for 3..."

"Fake."

I have to wear these because I saw my eye doctor this morning. What's your excuse? Excuse? I've got the best excuse in the world: I dig Roy Orbison!

Hildegard von Bingen

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow