Tv Game Show Fanatic Pillows

' . . . but have you had a nice time?'

Evolution.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Astral Projection

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Can't Touch This

Senior Jeopardy!

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

Dreams I have had...

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

E=Emcee Squared

Can't Touch This

Larry King

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

As Seen Watching TV

Pokemon Get Lost

"And here are today's categories...."

"You don't have to answer that."

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

Gillian Leigh Anderson

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

"Let's just binge watch this."

At the celebrity jobcentre...

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

Bob Monkhouse

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'