Tv Enthusiasts Prints

'Thank goodness the kids are in bed. I wouldn't want them watching this.'

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

'After sixteen commercials I've forgotten what film we were watching.'

'My uncle?!? I thought he was your uncle!'

'The following program may not be suitable for those of you who are sick and tired of politics....'

'Bartender! Will you please explain why my gaze has fallen upon a piece of wall not plastered with a blaring high-def TV???'

'Why don't you change the channel while we're still awake?'

'So THAT'S 'Baywatch.''

'I don't know why they say TV has killed the art of conversation...it's all we talk about.'

I guess we just missed too many current affairs shows no parent should miss!

'To our grandchildren, parental control means they have to monitor what kind of programs we watch.'

'I don't know how I was supposed to find the English Channel. I didn't even have the remote control.'

'Tonight's news is so bad, we're going to wait till all the kids are in bed.'

'I see you're still up. It's 11 o'clock and a school night. Go to bed!'

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

Cave couple watching a cave painting TV while in bed.

'The way I see it, watching TV keeps me too busy to commit the REALLY deadly sins.'

'I-I s-said... wh-where's th-the r-remote?'

'That must be a television FIRST - Jamie Oliver burning the roast!'

'Dad was fibbing, Mum... the new TV DOES show stuff beside sport!'

'Read me! Read me!'

"All this swearing and violence."

"Why do mothers and fathers only get one day and sharks get a week?"

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"We don't mind the clones watching 'Roseanne,' but I don't think they should stay up for Charlie Rose."

'Due to a shakeup at network headquarters, this is the Evening News with Fred the Janitor....'

"Do forgive me, sir. I've been seeing too much gratuitous violence on TV."

"I'm tired of the Mom channel. Switch to the Dad channel."

Surfing Beach.

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

"Moving back home has given me a greater appreciation of my parent's wisdom and resources."

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

'How come the T.V. is the only thing in our life that's high definition?'

'Unplug all your kitchen appliances and climb up on the roof! -- We'll explain later!'

'No, I haven't told them the telly's gone yet!'